This really made me laugh. Never not find what you’re looking for again – a bold statement, yes, but nonetheless true to their word.
“Before E-Z-Fynd, I never bothered to search for anything. It just took too long”
Sound familiar? Fear not, I give you E-Z-Fynd.
As E-Z as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
1. Write down what you want to search on The Internet for
2. Fax the page to their secure HQ
3. Carefully fill out the forms they back to you
4. Mail your response back to them
5. Reassemble your personal code
6. Enter the code in the E-Z-Fynd Mystery Box
7. Relax. The search result and peppermints are on the way.
I hope you can always find what you are looking for, no excuses now!